“Oh, goodness, George, here it is Small Business Saturday, and I don’t have my list yet. What should I do?”
George takes out his earbuds. “What did you say, Brenda?”
“You never listen. I said it’s Small Business Saturday, and I don’t have my holiday list yet."
“Oh, that.” George smiles. “Why don’t you just give the money to me?”
He dodges the pillow sent in his direction. “I don’t understand. You know I’m going to say, ‘Call Laynie at San Francisco Jewelry Doctor.’ You know they have great gifts. You got everything from her last year, and she’ll help you figure out the best choices this year. Need I add you always say I am clueless when it comes to making any kind of decision whatsoever? So why are you asking me?”
Brenda is humming a pretty melody as she makes the call. She puts a hand over the phone and says, “Just a formality, dear, just a formality. You can go back to learning Italian. Oh, and honey? Love you! Graci.”
After a slight pause, we hear what sounds like “Prego.”
* * *
That Brenda always has great ideas, and this might be the best of all (aside from that trip to Italy in the spring*). Have you called your friendly neighborhood** jewelry doctor yet? 415/796-3969 (or text 415/596-4244).San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Holiday shopping, simplified.
*“How did you know they were going to Italy?”
Honey, as we have previously established, I am a doctor. We know everything.
**If you can read this, we're in the neighborhood.