All over the world, in many different languages*, people who have just removed ribbons and bows and opened their gift pronounce these very words, realizing their expression may have not exactly communicated enthusiasm. They smile. They say thank you so much. So, so much. Then they call the Jewelry Doctor.
“Help!”
What follows is an explanation that they love their one-and-only (or one of their many admirers; people vary), but what is often referred to as “That Thing”? Not so much.
Fear not, jewelry lovers. Help is at hand. Read on—and then call your friendly neighborhood** Jewelry Doctor at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244) and we will make it all better.
http://myjewelrydoctor.blogspot.com/2015/12/you-shouldnt-have.html
San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. For happier holidays.
*”What do you mean, ‘many languages’? How many do you speak?”
A couple. But remember: I am a doctor, And doctors have great powers of understanding.
**If you can read this, we’re in the neighborhood.
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