Dear San Francisco Jewelry Doctor:
Help! I missed Chanukah again. How could that happen? Well, it’s been one thing after another this year. I’ve just been really busy. But I don’t want my friends to think I don’t care about them. I do! So now what?
Teresa, in an undisclosed Location Due to Real embarrassment
Dear TLDR:
Of course you’re busy. Very, very busy. We know how busy you are. You were nominated for “Busiest Person of All Time” in the Guinness Book of World Records again this year, and your Jewelry Doctor is happy to inform you that she voted for you.
She is also happy to offer a couple pieces of very good news:
1. Your friend is not angry at you. Latkes and applesauce*, eaten in combination, create a feeling of bliss so complete as to eradicate all known resentments. (Might come in handy in some quarters.)
2. Chanukah is indeed underway—hence, all those lights you see in the streets, not to mention the candelabras (called “menorahs” or “chanukiot,” described in this very story.
http://myjewelrydoctor.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-perfect-gift-times-eight-or-hark.html)
Happily, tonight is only the fourth night. Chanukah lasts eight nights. But honey? You might want to step on it. Chanukah does not do reindeer or large bearded people delivering items down chimneys.
So call your neighborhood** Jewelry Doctor at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244), and we will find something fabulous for the lucky people on your list before the applesauce runs out. Joan***, by the way, would like one of our pendants.
San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Making it miraculous for over 25 years.
*Or, for some, sour cream; your Jewelry Doctor does not take a stand on such matters. She loves both.
**If you can read this, we’re in the neighborhood.
***”How do you know Joan? And how on Earth do you know what she has in mind?”
Honey, have you forgotten? I am a doctor. And doctors know everything.
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