Thursday, December 14, 2023

So You Want to Be Taylor Swift

Understandable, but cloning is still illegal in most places. But don’t despair.  Consider what it is you would like to emulate about Taylor Swift.

 

“I want to write great songs and be famous.”

 

Okay. Even with our magic wand, this one is out of our hands, except to suggest you start by writing a song. Next?

 

“I want to travel around the world.”

 

Great! You could a) be independently wealthy; b) become a flight attendant; c) work for a cruise line; d) become a traveling chef; d) teach your native language in countries were people want to learn it. So many options, none involving jewelry. We will move on. Next?

 

“I want to date Travis Kelce.”

 

Ah! Even farther out of our league.  Now, you could always date another football player. They can be found in many a town. (And remember, if you really want to pay tribute to Taylor Swift, you should probably start by dating musicians. They are even easier to find!)  

 

Okay. So we’ve established that you would like to be Taylor Swift and the Jewelry Doctor, despite her own considerable talents (and noted modesty) seems not to be able to help you.

 

But wait! There is a way to honor Taylor Swift in your daily life.  

 

Start by whipping out your favorite little black dress. (Or buy one.  They are readily available.)

 

Now let’s pair it with some great jewelry echoing that wonderful celestial dress Taylor wore to her 34th birthday party. 

 

Here’s a collection of moon jewelry from Stuller.

https://www.stuller.com/search/results?query=moon%20jewelry

 

Now let’s zoom in. Here’s a wonderful crescent moon pendant.

https://www.stuller.com/products/67122/?groupId=93999&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=KX7ODyJnXo&recommendationSearchTerm=moon%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=1&r

 

A lovely moon and stars dangle.

https://www.stuller.com/products/2000997/?groupId=206890&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=XVLud7REYG&recommendationSearchTerm=moon%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=3&r

 

A diamond crescent necklace.

https://www.stuller.com/products/88481/?groupId=215751&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=7cNkSh9sIX&recommendationSearchTerm=moon%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=4&r

 

With earrings to match, natch.

https://www.stuller.com/products/86449/?groupId=193345&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=xkAUl2X0ss&recommendationSearchTerm=moon%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=0&r

 

You can have the sun and moon in a petite (6.25mm [as in: ¼ inch]) dangle.

https://www.stuller.com/products/2000936/?groupId=206200&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=inE36ahMNa&recommendationSearchTerm=moon%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=9&r

 

Here’s a dangle that features cabochons rather than faceted stones. Taylor’s eyes have been described as “electric blue with a hint of black.” So lapis might be a great call. Or aquamarine. Or maybe blue topaz?

https://www.stuller.com/products/2000399/?groupId=203806&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=yRurR7hpRk&recommendationSearchTerm=moon%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=6&r

 

 If you’d prefer a solo star, here’s something pretty.

https://www.stuller.com/products/2000943/?groupId=206207&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=QGdDAchmN2&recommendationSearchTerm=star%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=1&r

 

A diamond petite star necklace.

https://www.stuller.com/products/84419/?groupId=93657&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=IQvaEnp9cx&recommendationSearchTerm=star%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=2&r

 

And a smashing pair of star earrings.

https://www.stuller.com/products/86757/?groupId=198313&recommendationSource=SiteSearch&recommendationSearchId=GtoQ6n37Uf&recommendationSearchTerm=star%20jewelry&recommendationIndex=6&r

 

So which ones call to you? Call your friendly neighborhood* Jewelry Doctor at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244) and let’s make some beautiful things happen. 


Oh, and honey? You are always a star, in our book.

 

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. We give you the moon and stars. (And no, we haven’t forgotten Pluto. We love you, Pluto! Never mind what those people said.)


*If you can read this, we’re in the neighborhood.

©2023 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved. 

Sunday, December 10, 2023

Teresa Seeks Guidance

Dear San Francisco Jewelry Doctor:

Help! I missed Chanukah again. How could that happen? Well, it’s been one thing after another this year. I’ve just been really busy. But I don’t want my friends to think I don’t care about them. I do! So now what?

 

Teresa, in an undisclosed Location Due to Real embarrassment

 

Dear TLDR:

 

Of course you’re busy. Very, very busy. We know how busy you are. You were nominated for “Busiest Person of All Time” in the Guinness Book of World Records again this year, and your Jewelry Doctor is happy to inform you that she voted for you.  

 

She is also happy to offer a couple pieces of very good news:

 

1. Your friend is not angry at you. Latkes and applesauce*, eaten in combination, create a feeling of bliss so complete as to eradicate all known resentments. (Might come in handy in some quarters.)

 

2. Chanukah is indeed underway—hence, all those lights you see in the streets, not to mention the candelabras (called “menorahs” or “chanukiot,” described in this very story.

http://myjewelrydoctor.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-perfect-gift-times-eight-or-hark.html)  

 

Happily, tonight is only the fourth night. Chanukah lasts eight nights.  But honey? You might want to step on it. Chanukah does not do reindeer or large bearded people delivering items down chimneys.  

 

So call your neighborhood** Jewelry Doctor at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244), and we will find something fabulous for the lucky people on your list before the applesauce runs out. Joan***, by the way, would like one of our pendants.

 

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Making it miraculous for over 25 years.

 

*Or, for some, sour cream; your Jewelry Doctor does not take a stand on such matters. She loves both.

 

**If you can read this, we’re in the neighborhood.

 

***”How do you know Joan? And how on Earth do you know what she has in mind?”


Honey, have you forgotten? I am a doctor. And doctors know everything.

 

©2023 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.

Saturday, November 25, 2023

"I Wonder If They're Open on Small Business Saturday?"

Yes, indeed.  And do we have goodies for you!  Call your friendly neighborhood* Jewelry Doctor at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244) and we’ll find just the right gifts for you** and yours.

 

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor.  We’ve got you covered.

 

*If you can read this, we’re in the neighborhood.

 

**By “you” do you mean me?” 

 

Honey, of course we mean you.  How could you not be included in the fun?

 

©2023 Laynie Tzena.  All Rights Reserved.

Sunday, May 7, 2023

Thank the Birds

A little birdie just flew in to tell the Jewelry Doctor it was time to remind you of a certain day that comes just once a year to honor the person who made your oh-so-busy life possible. Here are some articles from our archives to get you in the mood.

http://myjewelrydoctor.blogspot.com/search/label/Mother%27s%20Day

 

“Wait, it’s not Mother’s Day yet, is it?”

 

Almost—it’s Sunday. But not to worry*, honey. We’ve got you covered: beautiful handcrafted jewelry from the Laynie Tzena Collection, along with wonderful jewelry from Stuller, one of favorite sources. (Their Mother’s Day guide has oodles of great gifts.)  

 

So give us a call at 415/796-3969; (text 415/596-4244), and we’ll put our heads together and find something just right for your mom.

 

“Did you say Stuller has a Mother’s Day guide?”

 

Why, yes. Here ‘tis.

https://assets.stullercloud.com/web/apps/images/flipbooks/2023/mothers-day/index.html

 

And honey? Call now, before you get buried in that project** again. 

 

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. We make you look good, in more than many ways.

 

*”Not to worry” should not be understood to mean, “Whenever you get around to it.” It means, “Avoid panic by taking care of this now.”

 

**”How did you know about my project?”

 

Honey, remember, I am a doctor. And doctors know everything.

 

©2023 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.

 

Monday, January 23, 2023

Elemental

Lynne sent me a picture of a necklace she had bought recently. 


“I don’t love it, but think it has some great elements,” she said.  

 

And it did: look at that rose quartz pendant at the center. What a beauty! But the design didn’t gel. The individual components seemed to be going in different directions.

 

When a customer brings in a piece of jewelry to be redesigned we start by determining his or her favorite part of the jewelry as it stands. In this case, Lynne loved both the pendant and the necklaces—just not together.

 

We examined the pendant.



What if one were to build a necklace to echo the rose quartz and bring out that wonderful silver bail?



“Nice work,” says someone. “I guess when it came to the necklaces, you could just restring them.”

Not so fast. That worked for the freshwater pearl necklace (which now has companion earrings).



But when it came to the rhodochrosite rectangle necklace, a simple restringing was out. The necklace was too short, and those rectangles were nowhere to be found on the market. 

Time to build a new necklace. Creating a balanced composition in the right length for Lynne, while staying true to the spirit of the original, was quite the challenge—but you know your Jewelry Doctor loves a challenge.

 

“Wonderful!” said Lynne, looking at her new ensemble.

 

©2023 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.

  

Sunday, January 22, 2023

"Now That's More Like It!"

These earrings have a romantic feel to them—

—which was lost on CeeJay. “Not me,” she said. “What else can we do?”  

 

We looked at a number of options. Here’s the one CeeJay chose. 


Here’s another look.

And one from the top. 

Now the color of that amethyst really sings. I don’t know if CeeJay does—I’ll have to ask her—but she seems very happy with her new earrings.

 

©2023 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.   

Monday, January 16, 2023

What Have We Here?

Here’s a pretty bracelet. Don’t you love that pattern?

 

Alas, the clasp is broken. 

“Oh, well,” somebody says. “I guess there’s nothing we can do.”

 

Au contraire! In many cases we can fix that clasp or, if need be, replace it. But Lynne had something different in mind. She included a note with her bracelet. 


So we did, choosing a Rolo chain to echo one of the elements of the bracelet pattern and a complementary chain for the companion earrings. 

 

 

How about you? Is there something sitting in the jewelry box that you’d like to give a new life (or something you have been looking for)? Call us at 415/796-3969 (or text 415/596-4244).

 

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Making it all better (well, at least your jewelry. We’ll keep working on the rest.)

 

©2023 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.