“Oh, no! Mother’s Day
is tomorrow, and here it is almost the last minute. My mother will kill me!”
Honey, please calm down.
a. Reality check: Good news and bad news.
First, the bad news: It isn't almost the last minute. It is the last minute.
Now for some good news: Our handcrafted jewelry gets rave reviews, and we have lots of wonderful gifts on hand.
"How can I see it? It's not here!"
Oh, but it is. Just send us an email, and we'll send you some pictures. Even better, call us at 415/796-3969.
b. More good news: The time you were really in danger of your mother even wanting to kill you? That time when you were little, or maybe that night when you were 15--
"How do you know about that?"
Honey, I'm a doctor. We know everything.
San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Building happy families, one gift at a time.
©2014 Laynie Tzena.
Honey, please calm down.
a. Reality check: Good news and bad news.
First, the bad news: It isn't almost the last minute. It is the last minute.
Now for some good news: Our handcrafted jewelry gets rave reviews, and we have lots of wonderful gifts on hand.
"How can I see it? It's not here!"
Oh, but it is. Just send us an email, and we'll send you some pictures. Even better, call us at 415/796-3969.
b. More good news: The time you were really in danger of your mother even wanting to kill you? That time when you were little, or maybe that night when you were 15--
"How do you know about that?"
Honey, I'm a doctor. We know everything.
San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Building happy families, one gift at a time.
©2014 Laynie Tzena.
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