Monday, December 23, 2019

Definitely the Gingerbread

Are the cookies really better this time of year? Or do they just seem that way?  

While we ponder this and other existential questions, the Jewelry Doctor stands ready to help with those last-minute gifts for those wonderful people you know—and you, too. (Why not you?)  

More good news: You can do it all without leaving the house. So grab that coffee or cocoa or your other favorite beverage, read this inspiring story from our archives, and then call us at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244). 

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Holidays without the agony.

©2019 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.



Sunday, December 22, 2019

Teresa Gets a History Lesson--And Great Gifts!

“Oh, Chanukah, Oh, Chanukah , come light the menorah—”

Well, hello! I didn’t see you come in. Just getting ready to put down the eggnog* and get ready to light the first candle of Chanukah.

What’s that? You say you didn’t know Chanukah was here?  That’s what Teresa said.  Read on. http://myjewelrydoctor.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-perfect-gift-times-eight-or-hark.html

And yes, we can still help with Christmas gifts, too. But Wednesday is right around the corner, so give us a call (415/796-3969; text 415/596-4244) and we’ll take good care of you and everyone who loves you will not magically forget your birthday or anything.  

*Metaphorical eggnog, that is; we save the real stuff for Thursday’s party with Santa, Rudy, and the rest of the fellas.

©2019 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.


Saturday, December 21, 2019

Ralph, Sam, and Life's Little Miracles

“What are you doing, Ralph?”

“What does it look like, Sammy? I’m drinking a beer and getting ready to watch one of my favorite movies.”

Sammy laughs. 

“Hello? Chanukah starts tomorrow night. And Christmas, last I checked, is Wednesday.” He waits for the panicked look on Ralph’s face. Ten, nine, eight

But it fails to materialize. How can that be? Has something happened since last year?  Has Ralph turned into the kind of person who doesn’t care about giving gifts?  Sammy is getting worried.

“Sam, don’t you remember I told you about San Francisco Jewelry Doctor? I called Laynie (415/796-3969; text 415/596-4244) two weeks ago. My gifts are already gift-wrapped and hidden in a safe place.”

“Wow,” says Sammy. “I thought we’d go hit the mall tonight, the way we always do.  Oh, well, good for you, I guess.” 

He sighs. “I suppose it’s too late to call San Francisco Jewelry Doctor.”

Wrong conclusion, Sammy!  Do not despair. We have lots of wonderful gifts for those on your list, and you can have ‘em in time for the holidays.  

But don’t dilly-dally. Call us at 415/796-3969 (or text 415/596-4244).  

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Consider us Miracle Central.

©2019 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Yes, You Can Take It With You

If there were a dictionary of fictitious phrases (someone is probably 
at work on one now), “Oh, I don’t need anything” might well be 
Numero Uno.  

This can lead to a little misunderstanding when people have, shall we say, different expectations.  

“But you said—“ the surprised party says to the disappointed one.

Fortunately, this is completely avoidable by calling your friendly neighborhood* Jewelry Doctor at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244). The doctor actually took classes in interpersonal communication in college (and also has access to a decoder ring). She is happy to share the knowledge gained thereby with her happy customers, who are never again caught empty-handed and have a feeling of joy and contentment wherever in the world they travel.  (We hear Brazil is delightful this time of year.)  

While we put the finishing touches on another holiday treasure, here’s a story from our archives on this very subject.  

Oh!  That’s the phone. It must be you.

*If you can read this, we’re in the neighborhood.

©2019 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Later, Somebody Heard the Horse Say, "That Was Impressive." The Doctor Just Smiled.

One minute you’re humming a happy tune, all excited about the party tomorrow night. Suddenly disaster looms. What to do?  

Call the doctor—the Jewelry Doctor, that is. 

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Because we all love happy endings. 

©2019 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.




Sunday, December 8, 2019

“V” Do We Love You, or How A Little Geometry Makes All the Difference

Some of us just plain love a “V” shape. It’s pleasing to the eye (one reason why Art Deco design is such a delight). More than that, the “V” has a feeling of energy about it. It’s got pizzazz.

Are you a fan of V-shapes? According to Alexander Art, you’re in good company: so did the “Old Masters.” 
https://alexanderart.com/v-shapes/

So if anyone turns up a nose, feel free to say, “Honey, if it’s good enough for Titian, it’s good enough for me.” (Drawing a blank, they then think, “I really should know who that is,” and go scurrying off to find that art history book they know is still around somewhere, while you saunter away, all casual-like.)

The Adair Group puts the debut of the V-shape in the world of American fashion to the 1960s, pointing out that the “V” shape in t-shirt design was originally a camouflage, “first used to hide the collar fabric when other shirts were worn over them.”  

Who knew?

Adair points out that one winning quality of the shape is its “sculpted appearance. (“V-shapes) are particularly adept at making your face seem longer and more angular”—a nice effect for those with round or square faces, because it creates a more oval or angular look, “something that’s seen as desirable by many people.”

What’s not to love?

But say your face already is angular? What then? You can still wear 
the “V,” and just say, “It’s all about angles over here.” Nothing wrong with that. Or, if you prefer to soften the look, add a scarf inside 
that “V.”

Here’s a pretty pair of “V”-shaped earrings from Stuller (also available in white gold, rose gold, silver and, yes, platinum, too). https://www.stuller.com/products/87150/?groupId=202616&recommendationSource=SiteSearch

“Wow, those are huge!”

Actually, they’re a wonderful size: 23 x 7mm, as in just under an inch long and a touch under a third of an inch wide. Perfectly suitable for the office, as well as the evening and weekend. 

And did you know the “V” shape is an integral part of many pieces in the Laynie Tzena collection—especially our pendants, in porcelain, Venetian glass, Swarovski crystal, and gemstones? Now you do.

So call your friendly neighborhood* Jewelry Doctor at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244) and say, “Doctor, I’m suffering from a ‘V’ deficiency.” We’ll take care of the rest.

San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Add a little “V” to your life.

*If you can read this, we’re in the neighborhood.

©2019 Laynie Tzena. All Rights Reserved.