“What are you doing, Ralph?”
“What does it look like, Sammy? I’m drinking a beer and getting ready to watch one of my favorite movies.”
Sammy laughs.
“Hello? Chanukah starts tomorrow night. And Christmas, last I checked, is Wednesday.” He waits for the panicked look on Ralph’s face. Ten, nine, eight—
But it fails to materialize. How can that be? Has something happened since last year? Has Ralph turned into the kind of person who doesn’t care about giving gifts? Sammy is getting worried.
“Sam, don’t you remember I told you about San Francisco Jewelry Doctor? I called Laynie (415/796-3969; text 415/596-4244) two weeks ago. My gifts are already gift-wrapped and hidden in a safe place.”
“Wow,” says Sammy. “I thought we’d go hit the mall tonight, the way we always do. Oh, well, good for you, I guess.”
He sighs. “I suppose it’s too late to call San Francisco Jewelry Doctor.”
He sighs. “I suppose it’s too late to call San Francisco Jewelry Doctor.”
Wrong conclusion, Sammy! Do not despair. We have lots of wonderful gifts for those on your list, and you can have ‘em in time for the holidays.
But don’t dilly-dally. Call us at 415/796-3969 (or text 415/596-4244).
San Francisco Jewelry Doctor. Consider us Miracle Central.
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