Valentine's Day - Xmas = ?

Dear San Francisco Jewelry Doctor:

 

What do you say to those of us who just gave our sweethearts jewelry in December?  Do we get a pass at Valentine’s Day?

 

Fresh Out of Ideas in Denver

 

Dear FROID:

 

You’re going to make the Jewelry Doctor quote her late mother: “What do you want me to say?”

 

Yes, certainly, you don’t need to do anything at all at Valentine’s Day. Nothing. Nada. Why on Earth would you? Just forget about it.

 

Then duck.

 

(The Jewelry Doctor looks for her soapbox. Ah, there it is.)

 

Listen up, Sugar: Gifts are not charitable contributions where you give once and that’s enough. (Well, you may have noticed charities don’t even behave that way anymore. Something about expenses.)

 

But the Jewelry Doctor loves you anyway, and wanting to be generous (there’s a concept), she thinks that perhaps you might be, shall we say, a little over-extended.

 

Not to worry. Let us talk about sterling silver jewelry. It’s wonderful, and also affordable.  

 

Consider, for example, this lovely necklace.

https://www.stuller.com/products/86742/17152677/?groupId=198111&recommendationSource=SiteSearch

 

Which also comes in a slightly larger size.

https://www.stuller.com/products/86742/13484654/?groupId=198111&recommendationSource=SiteSearch

 

These earrings are wonderful. 

https://www.stuller.com/products/86447/12370061/?groupId=193375&searchTerm=86447&recommendationSource=SearchRedirect

 

And so are these.

https://www.stuller.com/products/r17027/14941707/?groupId=200187&recommendationSource=SiteSearch

 

And these.

https://www.stuller.com/products/86328/18168962/?groupId=192324&recommendationSource=SiteSearch

 

And also these.

https://www.stuller.com/products/86700/13326748/?groupId=197494&recommendationSource=SiteSearch

 

All of which will most likely fit very nicely in your budget—honey, they’re less expensive than that wine you were thinking about*. So call us at 415/796-3969 (text 415/596-4244), and we’ll come up with something perfect so you don’t have to go into hiding or anything.

 

Knowing you can do this,

 

The San Francisco Jewelry Doctor

 

*“How did you know about the wine?”

 

Honey, remember, I am a doctor. We know everything.

 

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